"Deep Blue Sea"
Reviewed by Carlos deVillalvilla
Several years ago, Hollywood churned out three movies in a row - "Deep Star Six," "Leviathan" and "The Abyss" - that all featured a claustrophobic monster hunt in a cramped undersea station environment.
Of those, only "The Abyss" had any merit, as James Cameron, pre-"Titanic," got to work out his aquatic fixation.
Now, here it is one year before the Millennium, and you'd think Hollywood woulda learned. Now here is a movie that crams in as many cliches as the producers thought they could fit into a single movie; mad scientests messing with Mother Nature, Mother Nature turning bitchy on the mad scientest, taciturn brooding hero with a checkered past, isolation by a big ol' storm, a Terrible Secret, killer sharks ripping people into li'l hunks o' gore and monsters WAY smarter than the trapped station personnel; all this and comic relief, too.
Now, I'll watch Samuel L. Jackson in a bad movie any day of the week, and his presence here earns the movie the stars it gets.
Jackson is a wealthy man with compassion and a conscience; in short, the kind of guy who doesn't really exist in real life.
Most of the other actors here really, um, tank.
LL Cool J, who plays a devout chef, utters the best line of the movie when things look bleak and it looks like the sharks are about to break into the humans' temporary sanctuary: "I'm (doomed). Brothers always get eaten in situations like this."
The rapper-turned-actor is actually pretty likable despite a poorly-written character.
Director Reny Harlin hasn't directed a watchable movie .... errrr, ever*, and this one doesn't look to be his first.
Some of the shark effects are nifty, but for the most part, LOOK fake. Too much CGI ruins the soup, folks.
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